Why pharmacists enjoy fishing

Fishing is a very old form of entertainment.

In fact, it is supposed to be a form of subsistence, but the men soon discovered that everyday tasks such as cleaning carpets toothed tiger flavor and starting fires, easily could be avoided, while lazily getting into the sea ​​outside of earshot of Mrs. Magnonson the Cro.

One way to say that fishing is very old, and formed the vocabulary to describe the act of fishing.

Let me explain.

Words like "fish", "net", "worm", "bait", "line", "carp", "hook", "boat" and so are the words we use to describe fishing.

It's like having an account at your local bank says the number "0124" - ". Process of word formation" the use of three and four letter words should be used early in the stage of So as a customer at the beginning bank account number with a low, two or three cavemen sitting around the fire ring and began to train the guttural sounds to help describe the actions obviously tried to keep the syllables to a minimum, then, progress in several one-syllable words as the tongue moved forward.

Why work harder than you had?

"Grog", stressed that "thing" in the water and growled "FFHHIISSHH".

And now, this "thing" has become a "fish".

OK - that can not be the most accurate representation of how words are created, but still get the point, one would expect less complicated words in the language must have arisen early in the communication process.

It's a good thing, because by nature, fishermen do not communicate much.

In fact, many of the same guttural sounds made by early humans, is still used today, especially when fishing.

"Beer"

"Huh?"

"Beer!"

"Here"

"Thank you"

And this is a session more talkative.

Sometimes it's just "strange sounds" of the body that help make a good fishing buddy heart to heart chat.

But that is another matter.

Enter the pharmacist.

Modern medicine, and is the seemingly endless discovery of new wonder drugs, is obviously a phenomenon of modern times. Of course, once called "drugs" (and so far, with the single syllable was around for a long time the theory), it was easy grunted and then administered after the duration of the "medicine served" Fire Disco Dance and ritual.

Now called "pharmaceutical products".

Wow, that alone should say these things were not very long.

Maybe it was the propensity of the first men in the fire dance ritual insane long before sending the patient as a hallucination induced by the herb, which became the long name today "pharmaceutical products".

A kind of nightclub fire dance with words, before treating the itching hemmorhoidal grog.

Names like: Esomeprozole magnesium, acetaminophen, aminoglutethimide, carbidopa levodopa, medroxyprogesterone, and my personal favorite, Desogestrelethinylestradiol.

Those who try to run it through your spell checker!

Or, if you happen to be one of the Cro-Magnon-gruntin try "to these words in his larynx.

Can you imagine having a beautiful rainbow trout twenty-five inches are aligned with the boat and having to ask for fluticasone propionate, so you could get your Propylthioracil Lederele on board.

That's enough to give a GERD-fisherman.

I do not know about your doctor, but my pharmacist is a man of few words, and no wonder!

After a day of flutacusamotapheneolathenes and arythamythaprophalactix, - "hello" and "thank you" are mostly the poor boy can muster.

Like the plumber who was certainly an incentive to replace a washer in its own faucet, the last thing a pharmacist who wants to do when I get home is to use the words of several syllables.

If we are given only as syllables in this life, a pharmacist would not have spent their allocation in the purulent histoplasmosis Ms. Weinstein.

Therefore. "Dave", my pharmacist, goes fishing with the fly.

And I think that "Dave", could not help but be attracted to this hobby we call recreational fishing simplistic, in part because all you needed was a "rod", "coil" and "fly".

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